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i'm just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song
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arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

(via sexintheskylar)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

(via terrasigillata)

(Source: literalily, via makesomebody-somebodysoon)

katrinaidalis28:

Yes. Yes. Yes 😁👌😍 #lip #biting #ass #grabbing #hand #guiding #neck #kisses #hair #pulling

katrinaidalis28:

Yes. Yes. Yes 😁👌😍 #lip #biting #ass #grabbing #hand #guiding #neck #kisses #hair #pulling

(via held-in-contempt)

The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down next to them and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long, and in the end that’s what it’s about, kids. It’s not about the sex, it’s not about the money that they give you or whatever. It’s not about how good-looking they are, it’s about, can they listen to you talk for hours and hours and hours about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.
Tegan Quin (via savelo)

(Source: katelizabeth, via thatswhatkelsensaid)

I’m in love with David Nail’s “How I Remember You”…

But I also debate skipping it every time it plays because its hard to listen to…but its much harder not to listen to. Haha

Playing Harvest Moon

Me: give him a milk and then ship one
John: yeah
Me: the good news is you get four a day
John: yeah, and we’ll get more from the new cow
Me: yeah, once that bitch puts out!

legotommo:

You know what? I see all these people say reblog and I’ll do this but they never do it. But I really want to actually do it. SO everyone who reblogs this I will look at your blog and tell you a long post about my first opinion of you and the best thing about you.

(via madgirlinabox)

(Source: extrasad, via callmejame)

ellawitoy:


this

(Source: jeremybdavis, via langleav)

Jessica. Marketing/design major. Connoisseur of cookware, spacially intrigued, ex-cautionary-tale. I can't promise there won't be penises...but is that really a bad thing? :)